It turns out that the new dance moves are dangerous, and not in a "You Got Served" kind of way. I got a call this afternoon from Jack's school. He was dancing, undoubtedly showing off his new spin, got dizzy, and fell into the bookcase, bumping his head.
Poor Jackson. How he suffers for his art.
Also, here is some dialogue from Stately Wasser Manor today.
Steve: Sorry, buddy, but that's the way it is. (shows me Jack's Elmo toothbrush) I just don't think it's safe for him to run around with this in his mouth.
Me: I completely agree, especially because he took that thing out of the trash.
Steve: Oh, Jackson.