George Clooney

I tried momentarily to come up with a more clever title for this post, but why bother? Really, how could you not read a post titled so provocatively? "George Clooney" should be all I need to say.

My boyfriend George Clooney may be hard to resist when he looks like this:


or this:


(and I'd like to add that the incredible crappiness of Batman and Robin was not his fault at all. Poor George had a lousy script to work with.)

But then, I saw Burn After Reading, in which he looked like this:


Not only does his character look like George Clooney, but he is also a runner. Come on! Throughout the movie, he obsesses about whether or not "I have time to get a run in." His mood depends very much on how long it has been since his last run - towards the end, he despairs, "I haven't been running in three days!" I hear you, George. Maybe we can get in a quick run together. In fact, perhaps I've discovered the cure for taper madness.