It's moments like this that make a mother's heart swell with pride. Jack has learned his very first swear word. That word is damn, and already I can see how it will serve him well in the years to come. Jack has learned some of the many uses of this new tool.
Exclamation. When out for a nature walk with his Poppa, Jack tripped over a tree root and said, "Damn!" My dad managed to not laugh.
Adverb. "Mommy, this pillow is too damn noisy." To be fair, that pillow as really damn noisy.
Adjective. "Where's my damn binky?"
It should be noted that if you are asking, "Where's my damn binky," chances are that you are, in fact, too old for a pacifier.
I know, I know; all of you are wondering where Jack might have learned this new word, but is that really relevant? I don't think we need to dwell on that do we?
Yeah; you guys figured out he learned it from me, didn't you?