Friday, June 06, 2008


Absolut(ly) Fit just did an asston of memes and gave a random, "whatever, you're tagged if you want to be" tag. Seeing as how this means I wouldn't have to come up with content on my own today, I'm calling myself tagged.

Write your own six-word memoir.

She got things done.

That's right, Internet: I am so efficient that I can do this in just four words. I take an inordinate amount of delight in making lists and crossing things off of them. I multi-task and get more done before 10:00 on Saturday morning than many people do all day. And, at work, my job is to handle project management, which basically boils down to telling other people what to do and when to do it. My unofficial title is The Badger because I badger people to do their work.

Share seven random or weird facts about yourself.

  1. I love to peel things. Chipping paint. Nail polish. Sunburned flesh. If it peels, I cannot resist it.

  2. You know the way snobby people curl their little fingers while drinking tea? Sure you do. Anyway, the pinky fingers on both of my hands are like that pernamently. I was born that way, and they do not straighten. I am pretty sure this is not the only thing keeping me from being a concert pianist.

  3. When I was pregnant, one of my biggest cravings was for ham sandwiches. This should have been my first indication that I was having a boy, because Wasser men love ham.

  4. I am really good at counted cross stitch, but haven't done it in years.

  5. I have a dresser drawer devoted entirely to camisoles.

  6. I write for, and edit, a blog about comic books. Check it out, my friends:The Bad Genious .

  7. I'm 33 years old, but am only on my second car.

And a running one...
1. How would you describe your running 10 years ago? In a word, sporadic. I was 23 ("twenty-three and so tired of life, such a shame to throw it all away...") and foolishly devoted to a job in which I was treated like crap. Working from 8:00 to 10:00 every day (when not hiding in the secret bathroom where I could cry undetected) left little time for running, but every once in a while I'd bust out a 3 miler.
2. What were your best and worst race experiences? I think my best race experience was my recent trisko, the Quad Cities Distance Classic. My expectations were pretty low going into it, considering that I was injured. Then, the weather was terrible - freezing cold with high winds. And yet, I gutted it out and finished with a time of 2:05, which I am very proud of. I think my worst experience was probably last year's Race For the Cure. I have two words for you, which anyone else who has given birth can understand: stress incontinence. Nuff said - in fact, too much said.
3. What are the best and worst pieces of advice you've been given about running? I've gotten lots of good advice in my 20+ years of running. One thing that comes to mind came from my high school cross country coach, the awesomely named Coach Quick. Quick told us that in order to run well, you have to have strong arms. He had us lift weights, which I have always felt made me stronger. I also know that when I get tired, I tend to hunch up my shoulders, so I remember to drop them down and use better form, which makes me less fatigued. Bad advice tends to come from non-runners, who say dumbass things like, "I wouldn't run unless somebody was chasing me." I smile as if I haven't heard that one a thousand times already and secretly feel superior to them.
4. Tell us something surprising about yourself that not many people would know. I just did a big pile of random above, so I'll keep this running-related. Um... I always put on mascara before I go running. I may turn into a beet-red sweaty mess, but I will look much cuter and more awake due to the mascara.

If you want to be tagged, you are.


the weirdgirl said...

I'm turning 37 this month and I'm only on my second car, too. (Sad!) Well, I guess technically you could say I've had three but since the first one never ran I don't think it should count.

Ovens2Betsy said...

I keep my cars a long time as well. Bought my first when I was 18 (a used Honda), but traded that out for a new pickup a couple years later. Kept the truck for 14 years and then bought my current car (which I've had for 9 years).

Oh, and I'm a peeler too!

thebets said...

...must be a Betsy thing.

M*J*C said...

Just came across your blog and LOVE it! Great stuff!!!

Laura said...

I love how it took me months to finally do those memes, and you did it in a day. Impressive!

Eurogirl said...

The beautiful wallhanging you stitched for Faith is hung next to her bed to this day. :) Did I tell you that I did a matching one for Emilio?