Jack (through his bedroom door): MARY JAAAANE! MARY JAAANE!
Jack: Mary Jane! Guess what? Green Goblin is in my room.
Jack: Don't forget, call me Spidey.
Me: Spidey, it's time to go to sleep, sweetie.
Jack: But Mary Jane, Green Goblin -
Me: Spidey, do you have your webs?
Me: Is your spider-sense working?
Me: Then I think you can handle this yourself. Web him up and go to sleep.
Jack: Okay, Mommy.
Me: That's Mary Jane.