Jack and I went to the grocery store on Saturday. As we walked in, we had this conversation.
Jack: Maybe we see Santa there!
Me: Buddy, Santa is usually not at the grocery store, so I don't think so. But I guess you never know.
Jack: You never know.
We walk into the grocery store, and BAM! There's Santa. Believe it or not, my local Jewel actually had a Santa talking to little kids.
Frankly, I think that grocery stores should always have a Santa on duty, because Jack behaved like a perfect angel.