Me: What?
Jack: Mary Jane! Guess what? Green Goblin is in my room.
Me: Jack...
Jack: Don't forget, call me Spidey.
Me: Spidey, it's time to go to sleep, sweetie.
Jack: But Mary Jane, Green Goblin -
Me: Spidey, do you have your webs?
Jack: Yes.
Me: Is your spider-sense working?
Jack: Yes.
Me: Then I think you can handle this yourself. Web him up and go to sleep.
Jack: Okay, Mommy.
Me: That's Mary Jane.
HA ha ha! Oh, I needed that. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteWho knew??? I'll have to try a little spidey magic. 3 pop ups last night, damn it. We were doing pretty good....
ReplyDeleteSo it was a bad idea to put on my Green Goblin costume and stand in his closet?
ReplyDelete---Jack's dad
That's so adorable! I wonder how he disposed of the Goblin's body. :-)
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteYou know, you do kinda look like MaryJane...
ReplyDeleteWhat great memories/stories to tell him later in life.